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What's your Damage?

Clare- Nobel peace prize winner four years running.

Expect Doctor Who.
Aug 20 '14

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

Aug 20 '14
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

Aug 20 '14

plantvibes:

hey friend you are not too big or too small your legs are not gross and your tummy is definitely not gross. look down!!!! u are an abstract cosmic entity contained in some skin and muscle and bone!!!!! do u eVEN KNOW HOW COOL THAT IS?//?

Aug 20 '14

(Source: cuvet)

Aug 20 '14

nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

image

 thank

Aug 20 '14

shutupaubrey:

you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today

Aug 20 '14
ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Aug 20 '14

sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

Aug 20 '14

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

Aug 20 '14

officialfrenchtoast:

craigcest:

fucking french toast

ur supposed to eat it

Aug 20 '14
Aug 20 '14

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

Aug 20 '14
lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Aug 20 '14

professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

image

(source)

Aug 20 '14

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are